• Heaven help us! New York church phone is used to call sex hot line

A homeless man has been charged with breaking into a Valley Cottage church by picking a lock so he could dial up some sex chat. The man, James Macnair, was arraigned Monday night before Justice Scott Ugell on charges of burglary, possession of a burglar's tools and petty larceny. He admitted he had sinned before, breaking into the Elim Alliance Church days earlier for the same reason, the judge said.

Well, that'll help the pastor explain those strange calls on the church phone bill....