• Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses -- "I Killed Jesus!"

In a shocking revelation, KSM described how, in a previous lifetime, incarnated in the body of Judas, he betrayed Jesus with a kiss on the cheek in the Garden of Gethsemane. “I knew what I was doing,” the Sheikh admitted. “You think I did it for 30 pieces of silver?” he spat contemptuously. “I knew what would happen. I had bigger objectives!”

He was also Jack the Ripper & Adolph Hitler. Since when does Islam teach reincarnation?!